sombersquid:

ukrainian-psycho:

I’m taking a bath with lights off and a lit scented candle, I thought it would be a nice relaxing experience but I feel like a draugr in a skyrim dungeon

squided:

Wish they had like MS paint for iPhone like no I don’t want to professionally edit pics, I just need the ability to put white text box over a meme stop giving me features

handsmotif:

the novelty of having a pet will never wear off on me i’ve had animals my entire life for 23 entire years and i still sometimes stop and go holy fuck there is just a little guy in my house

twitblr:

Talk about a wake up call (x)

iamoutofideas:

unclefather:

does this mean anything to you

itmeans everything to me

cemeterything:

cemeterything:

milfbaitt:

cemeterything:

cemeterything:

sick of hearing about “healing crystals” that “cleanse your mind and body of negative energy” i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad

everyone suggesting uranium isn’t wrong but anyone who said “literally any rock if you’re willing to resort to violence” are the only people who can get on my level. you’re hired.

caincore

okay which fandom that sprung up out of nowhere overnight like mushrooms after rain is this a reference to i can’t keep up anymore

oh you meant like. that guy from the bible who invented murder. right.

funnytwittertweets:

ndiecity:

be the clown you want to see in the circus.

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i-was-today-years-old-when:

i learned that in the 1936 Olympics two Japanese pole vaulters (Shuhei Nashida & Sueo Oe) tied for second. Declined to compete against each other, Nashida was awarded silver and Oe bronze. On return to Japan they had the medals cut in two & joined together to make two ‘friendship medals’ out of silver & bronze (x)

wickedwonderlandd:

dankmemeuniversity:

Not seeing the issue here. This is the epitome of art

castiellesbian:

When a mutual likes a post after a while of never showing up in my activity

iamoutofideas:

hustlerose:

what caused italians to make all those gory movies in the 70s and 80s

you know how it is with spaghetti

radiation:

when i was a kid i was completely obsessed and enamored with the word art in microsoft word and when they got rid of it i was genuinely crushed. literally does not get any better than this i miss you so much babe